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WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Badges Collect all badges.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

That's Gonna Leave a Mark Spill 500 buckets of blood on Kratos

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Open Minded Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Juggernaut

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79