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Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Good intentions Try to undo a mistake.

Secret Weapon Distract 10 soldiers with Chorizo

Bite the dust Break the five strange statues.

Long and Winding Road Reach level 20.

Hold your breath Use only one bubble in the underwater cave.

From the sky to the abyss Witness the resting place of the once mighty.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Twenty-Twenty Vision Spend over 20 hours in Hell

Lost Lullaby Complete the lost lullaby.

Blend-in with the surroundings Move undetected amongst the shades.

The Truth Peek through all the keyholes.

Toyful Child Collect all the toys.

Patron of the Arts Pay musicians 5 times

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Just another day at the office Earn all available trophies for Call of Duty®: Modern Warfare® Remastered.

Full Wardrobe Collect all the outfits.

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

The Molecular Level Complete "The Molecular Level"

It's a process Recompose all the emblems.

Sweet Memory Reunite with the white shade.

Patron of Industry Pay merchant groups 5 times

Institutionalized Complete "Institutionalized"

Eagle's Will Survive 10 minutes in open conflict

Jawson Brody Take out a shark with an explosion

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Tools of the Trade Fully upgrade all tools

Curio Collector Pickpocket all 18 artifacts and bring them to Dervis

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Lovable Reach Maximum Relationship Level with a Companion

The end is a new beginning Obtain all trophies.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Up, Up and Away Fly the balloon at every Vantage Outpost

Scholar Bring all 7 lost books to Al-Jahiz

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Let's Bounce In Torment Fraud, hit 5 vehicles in a row without touching the ground

Undying Tradition Complete the Yaran Story "Triada Blessings"

The Last of the Horadrim Complete all quests in Act I.

Heartbreaker In the Main Campaign, killed a Handyman by only shooting his heart.

Sure Thing, Boss Unlocked all Associates

The Coven Overthrown Kill Maghda.

Gifted Escapist Collapse 20 scaffolding structures

Socket to Me Socket a gem in an item.

Loyal Army Recruit 5 Amigos

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

Strutting His Stuff Equip Chicharrón with the Motherclucker Outfit