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Road Rage Complete Chapter 11 on any difficulty setting (Story Mode).

The Cruelty of Youth Turn all the caterpillars into butterflies, then cut them down.

Across the Board Complete the Killboard

Nothing but Net Throw a piece of coal into the oven without the piece of coal touching anything, flying for 3 seconds.

Above Average Intelligence Finish game without using hints.

Remember the Alamo Severed: Kill 16 or more enemies in the final last stand combat sequence

Self-sacrifice Sacrifice yourself at the end of Extended.

Something Wicked This Way Comes Get 7 Kills While Jumping From The Rickety Boat [FREE AIM]

Rest in peace Save yourself at the end of Extended.

Get a Bigger Bucket Collect 50% of the ADAM available in all Protector Trials

Who Needs Enemies? PLAYER 2: Throw away Player 1's head 10 times.

Apprentice diplomat Become a diplomat

Commitment Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Shelter from the Storm Complete "Homebase Storm Shield Defense 1"

Constructor Leadership Unlock access to the Constructor Hero

Freshly Baked Burn an enemy in the Lab 01 incinerator in 'Blood Money'

King of Wands Take Songbird to the stars.

Party Patrol Get 10 squad wipe medals in Fireteam.

That's Why Helicopters Need Elevators Some things are just way too heavy.

Dirty Deeds Complete every Gig in Dogtown.

Your suspicious mind Draw Emily Hillsborrow's secret out of her

Stone Cold Heart You spoke with the statue of Delilah in Timsh's estate

So Much For Being Subtle Get 9 Kills While Being Pulled By A Chain [FREE AIM]

No Sweat! Finish Story Mode on Cake Walk (Easy) difficulty.

We Are in a Hurry Pass the adjustable pumps without adjusting the pumps.

White Frog Massacre Splat 21 frogs at once in the main menu.

Head to Head Complete Chapter 12 on any difficulty setting (Story Mode).

Robots Rule Win 5 complete matches with each Robot Type

Parting Shot You delivered (or attempted) the killing blow on Corvo

Where It All Started Perform the Pit Stage Fatality with Leatherface in the Klassic Tower

The Sky is the Limit Perform a Battle Walker takedown

Finders Keepers Discover all secret areas

Deprogramming You used Mindjack to free a mind-controlled Human.

Well Connected You purchased all of the Favors in The Knife of Dunwall

Ship Shape Severed: Take out the gunship within 30 seconds

You're the Hero Now Complete Not a Hero on Professional difficulty.

Trial By Fire Earn 36 stars in the Protector Trials

Mad Carpenter Kill 5 enemies with a chair.

Marksman Kill an enemy at long range

The Tower Complete "Things Done Changed".

Flagrant Misconduct Foul the Witch in the wrestling ring.

I might be late Kill all enemies during the sprint to the jumpship

Sitting Duck Use a taunt from Expansion 1 during a Multiplayer Match

The APB is Not Enough Become Dogtown's most wanted criminal.

A Crystal Darkly Brave the dusk.

King of Swords Take Songbird home.

Ball Lightning You used Electrostatic Burst to drop two or more Operators at once.

Guardian Angel Completed all bonus Protector Trials

Menace to Society Cut off the finial at the top of the pagoda in File R-04.

Like A Boss Defeat a miniboss in Anarchy mode