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"Lousy bony fingers!" Get the balloon twister to pop a ballon.

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

Chose Life Stayed in reality.

Not My Father Choked Philip with Aiden.

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." Talk to Glottis about cravings.

BURN THE PLACE Markus conducted a violent riot

LIBERATION Markus reached the camp and liberated the androids

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it." Scare the living a few times.

Perpetual Motion Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes

A GLIMPSE OF JERICHO Connor connected to Simon

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!" Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.

Not Just Sand Ran from the sandstorm and took less than 3 hits.

Hypochondriac Arrived and left Wade's surgery many, many times

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help." Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.

"Precisamente, amigo." Learn of a nefarious plot.

"Join or Die! Again!" Receive a message from Eva.

MISSION COMPLETE Connor killed the leader of the deviants

SURVIVORS Everyone is alive at the end

Almost Too Easy Went to the containment shield with the General.

ESCAPE DEATH Kara and Alice escaped the recycling center

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!" Ask Glottis about the tree farm.

JUST A MACHINE Hank killed Connor

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work." Try to guess Domino's password a few times.

The End Completed the game

Teammates Did 3 mischievous things with Jodie and Aiden.

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..." Ask Velasco about his eye patch.

"We only have one mop." Check your job qualifications with Celso.

Year 1 Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!" Try to intimidate the pigeons.

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving.

Agent 894732 Told the truth during the interrogation.

Howard's Train Spent time playing with Howard's train set

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

Stealth Master Made it to the cathedral without being spotted.

"Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro.

Tea Leaf Attempted to break into every caravan in Lakeside Holiday Camp

Trainspotter Noted all of the train numbers

Last Orders Waited for a pint at The Stars and The Whistler

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

Miracles Looked after Tuesday's baby, healed Jimmy and channeled Stan.

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Ready Meal Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy