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Combo Mambo Get 15x Combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition

Affliction Addiction Get 100,000,000 points in Downtown

Ah, finally some peace and quiet Collected all Collectibles

Roman Gold Earn a gold medal or better for each event in the “Italian Challenges” Challenge Series

Global Gold Earn a gold medal or better for each event in the “Italy vs. The World” Challenge Series

Too Easy Complete Campaign Mode on Hard difficulty

Kuleshov Effect Complete the game a second time, choosing levels in a different order

Zombie Boy Beat The Rapture dark world without dying

Bonus! Complete all 5 Tours and pass the Career Stat thresholds

Tea-Rex! Finish the Dino Cup in Deleted Scenes!

Bonus Tour Winner Get 1st place overall in the Bonus Tour

Runner Up Win 96 Silver Medals

Power Made Flesh Reach 10th Rank.

Constipated 100th Strike

2 Mill Club Get "PAIN in the Park" and "D-Town Destruction"

Ultimate Survivalist Defeat all the waves in any Survival Mode map

Purple Belt Win 30 online Ranked Matches with a CAF or UFC fighter.

Ooh, in ya face! Win a fight by flash KO in a Ranked Match with a CAF or UFC fighter.

Dominator Come 1st in every race in the career

Girl Boy Beat Cotton Alley light world without dying

Horsin' a Clown Take the Clown for a ride on the Roller Coaster

Papa Said Knock You Out! Win 15 online Ranked Matches with a CAF or UFC fighter by KO.

Hoarder Collect all the tokens in the single player career

Speed Demon Win all 16 Speed events

Impossible Boy Beat Cotton Alley dark world without dying

Super Meat Boy! Unlock all other trophies

Wax On! Win 15 online Ranked Matches with a CAF or UFC fighter by submission.

Hear No Evil Collect all Memory Shards in the Shout level

Join the Team Beat all 30 developer best lap times in career

Paved with Good Intentions Collect all Memory Shards in the Trees level

Attention Spam Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition

Bronze Champion Earn a bronze medal, or better, in every single player or split screen level.

GOAT Retire as the Greatest Of All Time

Curiosity Killed the Cat Collect all Memory Shards in the Steam level

Level of Merit Complete all the career challenges

Master Class Complete all missions for 5 different characters.

Last Man Standing Win all 16 Eliminator events

Helmet PI Give the Gladiator a ride in the Sports Car

Brown Belt Win 50 online Ranked Matches with a CAF or UFC fighter.

All Good Things Come to an End Collect all Memory Shards in the Planes level

Hall of Famer Enter the Hall of Fame with a fighter during Career Mode.

Glass Lass Break 500 panes of glass with any female launchable in Mime Toss

Actions Speak Louder Than Words Collect all Memory Shards in the Pearls level

Red Belt Reach level 50 or higher in Online Mode.

Clarity of Mind Complete all five Memory Shards mosaics

Roster Run-through Complete one fight in Exhibition Mode with each UFC fighter.

Champion Win 96 Gold medals

PAIN and Mane Play 100 games of Trauma or Horse

Black Belt Win 100 online Ranked Matches with a CAF or UFC fighter.

Call me "No Touch!" Complete Career Mode and retire undefeated.