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Gold Rush Achieve 5 Gold Stat Awards.

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Walk The Path Discover the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Only You Sucessfully complete the First Trial (Solo Campaign only).

Peachy Keen Bait Peaches into going back home (Solo Campaign only).

Saving Deputy Hudson Save Deputy Hudson (Solo Campaign only).

Just a Scratch Complete 'Enter, Pursued by a Memory'.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.