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Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

THREE AT JERICHO Bring the three characters to Crossroads

UNDEFEATED Don't lose any fight before reaching the end

Cat's best friend Nuzzle up against 5 robots.

All Clear Liberate all Outposts (Campaign only).

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

Meowlody Bring all the music sheets to Morusque.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Intellectually Superior Complete all optional tombs.

Robin Hood Hijack 3 Royal Cargo Trucks and return them to a liberated Outpost (Campaign only).

Roadkill Run over 25 people (Campaign only).

Archaeologist Collect 75% of all relics.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Armorer Use the crafting ability 100 times to craft weapons or arrows.

Fancy Friend Tame 1 rare beast.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Like A Bird Fly 5000m total in the Wingsuit (Campaign only).

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Menagerie Tame 7 beasts.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Strike Gold Achieve 1 Gold Stat Award.

Perfect Soldier Completed most of the physical training successfully.

Shoot Some B-Roll For Elena Explore Photo Mode

Well-Rounded Complete any 6 Hunting quests (Supplies, Control, Survival) (Campaign only).

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Defuser Complete 3 Bomb Defusal quests (Campaign only).

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Releasing the Floodgates Kill Poseidon

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs

Relic Finder Find the Strange Relic

Caretaker Of Memory Find 10 Lost Letters (Campaign only).

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

20 Kills: Wes - 44 Kill 20 Enemies with the Wes - 44

Sharpshooter Eliminate 100 enemies using a bow.

Triple Dyno-Might! Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion

Run-and-Gunner Kill 20 Enemies by Shooting from the Hip (without aiming)

Flame On! Kill 50 enemies with fire (Campaign only).

Fashion Statement Change all your clothes in your wardrobe or a clothing store.