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"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Miracles Looked after Tuesday's baby, healed Jimmy and channeled Stan.

5 Dismount Strikes Killed 5 enemies using the Dismount Strike skill.

Return to Sender Send a Helicopter's rockets back at it using any Blast ability.

Nothing Can Bring Me Down Stay off the ground for 130 meters.

Hotfoot Travel 25 kilometers while riding the rails.

Oh, You've Done This Before Take down 50 enemies by sticking them with a grenade.

Event Planner Complete all of the open world Events.

Killed 10 Frostclaws Killed 10 Frostclaw machines.

A Quarter-Furlong at a Time Finish first in 3 different Street Races.

A Broad Base Reach Loyalty level 1 with all Associates.

Furious Destroy twenty vehicles by ramming them.

Graffiti Artist Found all the Chads

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Epic Cycle Earn every trophy.

Charted! - Hard Finish the Game on Hard Without Changing the Difficulty

Keys to the City Acquire all of the Gang Upgrades.

Chief Inspector Complete 100% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 80 Treasures

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

Clear Signals Unlock every ctOS Tower

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

Cerevisaphile Sample every beer brand in London.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Opium Scourge Affect at least four enemies simultaneously with the Hallucinogenic Dart.

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way.

"Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way.

Take It to the Max Completely upgrade all weapons.

Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments.

"Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

"Manuel! Is everything okay?" Play with the radio.

"Oh, Lola..." Revisit the place where you left Lola.

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees.

Blade from Above Air Assassinate twenty enemies from a zipline.

UGC Veteran Play 25 user-generated missions.

Killed 15 Scorchers Killed 15 Scorcher machines.

Needle in a Haystack Kill five enemies from within the same haystack.

Whirlwind of Death Perform fifty Multi-Finishers.

Solid Silver Achieve 30 Silver Stat Awards.

Evil Exposure Bad guys love to be seen.

Reached Level 60 Reached player level 60.

Language of Flowers Collect all of the Pressed Flowers.

"...so large" Meet the mechanics.

"Stop showing off for the girl!" Try to beat Domino in a fair fight.

Master Fortune Hunter Find 100 Treasures

Master Thief Collection Find all Treasures and the Strange Relic