choconico

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Self-Improvement Purchase your first Star-Lord Ability.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

20 Headshots Kill 20 Enemies with Headshots

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

That's Gonna Leave a Mark Spill 500 buckets of blood on Kratos

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Getting better Reach level 10 in Classic Mode

Open Minded Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Juggernaut

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.