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Master Tracker Complete 5 "Beast Kill" quests.

Real Estate Baron Complete all hut upgrades.

Master Parautilitarian Spend 100 Ability Points

Good Neighbor Complete 15 "Help Wenja" quests.

That'll Show 'em Complete Payback.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Crush Your Enemies Complete 10 "Tribal Clash" quests.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Strange Acquaintance Rescue Jacob from the gulag

First Treasure Find 1 Treasure

Leveling up Reach level 5 in Classic Mode

Gotcha Eliminate 10 enemies using hunting traps.

Director of the FBC Unlock all other trophies

Rapid Recovery Heal yourself in combat 3 times

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Daddy Issues Defeat Zeus

The End Begins Beat the Game on any Difficulty

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

A Vault-like Mind Open a portable safe.

Only You Sucessfully complete the First Trial (Solo Campaign only).

Saving Deputy Hudson Save Deputy Hudson (Solo Campaign only).

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Customizer Customize a weapon.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Little by little Reach 25,000 points in Classic Mode

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater