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You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Paid in Fyrestone Completed 5 missions in the Arid Badlands

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Collector Collect all chests and secrets

Taking the High Road Light the signal fire in the Remnant Valley

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Ramming Speed Cleave a ship in half.

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger Upgrade the Adrestia for the first time.

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

Firestarter Defeat 2 enemies or more using a single Molotov Cocktail

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Together Forever Get to the End (Solo Campaign only).

Depths Below Kill Hades

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Make It Your Own Engrave your first item.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

The Free Folk Complete an Outcast Rescue Mission.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

A Galaxy Far, Far Away Complete all of BD-1's holomaps

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 50 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

50 Kills: FAL Kill 50 Enemies with the FAL

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Back in Business Do your first job for Mike Bruski.

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Hide and Seek Baba Yaga: Rescue Nadia from Trinity

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Legend of the Maker Complete a Bow Mission and begin growing the legend of Azkâr.

Past Mistakes Complete Episode 2.

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes