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Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Scum and Villainy Defeat each type of Bounty Hunter

Volatile Debris Kill 10 enemies with the Shield Burst Ability
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Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS - 9mm

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Intellectually Superior Complete all optional tombs.

Feather in Your Recap Watch a save file in Replay mode

Archaeologist Collect 75% of all relics.

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

On Your Own Reached Adult Growth

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

Break Shot Score a goal by hitting your opponent into the ball

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

The Streak Win 10 games in a row across any mode

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Aggressive Growth Defeat Mold-1

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Shark on Shark Violence Kill the Apex Predator in Golden Shores

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

Fashion Statement Change all your clothes in your wardrobe or a clothing store.

Gator Meat Kill the Apex Predator in Fawtick Bayou

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Trial Master Succeeded in all Ethan's trials

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Nerd Find all clues using ARI (Crime scene + Mad Jack + Fish tank) and find the Origami Killer

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Head of Communications Defeat Mr. Tomassi

FBC Crisis Solution Task Force Complete 15 Side Missions
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Pound It Kill the Apex Predator in Sapphire Bay

Wiser Reached Elder Growth

Survived Again Survive Again

New Breed Acquire 50% of available evolutions

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.