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Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Gold Rush Achieve 5 Gold Stat Awards.

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Walk The Path Discover the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Luna's Apprentice Finish your first painting in the Lighthouse.

Welcome to the Family, Son Escape from the guest house.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Only You Sucessfully complete the First Trial (Solo Campaign only).

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Peachy Keen Bait Peaches into going back home (Solo Campaign only).

Saving Deputy Hudson Save Deputy Hudson (Solo Campaign only).

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Learner's Permit Mastered the fundamentals of gravity.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Journey into Knight Even The Odds.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Colorful Companion Bring your first biped Genie to life.

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Deliverance Release friend

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.

Badges Collect all badges.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty