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A Few Splinters Complete all bokken duels at the Hidden Cove Tournament.

Good shot Destroy 10 target boards

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

And So It Begins... Complete Mission 1 (Any Difficulty Level)

Rust is the New Black Collect all body colors

Good Times Head to Champions Field and complete an Online game

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Instrument of Vengeance Resolved to be more than a victim of circumstance.

Greed is Good Collect 50,000 bolts.

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Countermeasures Kill 20 enemies using a counter move

Cephalopod slayer Defeat the gigantic mutant octopus

Close Shave Kept Lt. Shaver and Lt. Freeborn Alive

I know Kung Fu Shoot and kill 3 enemies in a row while wallrunning as a Pilot in the Campaign

A Game of Catch Kill 50 enemies with throwing weapons

Sniper Suppressor Take out all Scrotus snipers

With guns blazing Max out 3 projectile weapons

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Ypres' wake-up call Ring the bell 3 times in Ypres

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

The Quick Driver Complete a Time Bomb Death Run

Super Hoopster Fly through 50 hoops

Autofire Kill 30 enemies with the Pulse Rifle

Bigger sticks Max out 3 melee weapons

Daddy Wants a New Grill Collect all hood ornaments

Bad Science Destroy Dr. Schopenstein's replicator

Man of Evil Max out the Unholy path

Well-Rounded Warrior Complete all Haiku, Onsen, Shinto Shrines, and Bamboo Strikes on Iki Island.

Gabriel's Sword Add a fire elemental effect to a sword or a khopesh

Butcher Dismember 1000 Limbs

Chiyoko's Song Complete all Animal Sanctuaries.

Freeflow Combo 40 Complete a combo of 40 moves (any play mode)

Reach t' captain Reach the captain of the ghost pirate ship

Stop and Smell the Roses Complete all Wasteland Missions

Snap + Slide 14 Piece Prize Complete a Snap + Slide puzzle with 14 pieces in 40 seconds or under.

Elegy for Kazumasa Complete all Memories of Your Father.

Now It's Safe Capture all Safe Zones

Little island Find the castaway ape

No Brainer Destroy all scarecrows

Savior of Axiom City Destroy the VX-99.

Instrument of Survival Evaded pursuers, though memories of the past still gave chase.

Freeze Use Stasis on 50 Enemies

Pink Eye Thrives Reduce threat to 0 in the Knit Sack region around Pink Eye's Stronghold

Poetry in Motion Perform a 666 hit combo

Watch out Remove 5 apes with watches from the set

Missing scenes Find 6 missing film reels

5 and Counting Reach Driver Level 5.

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Even better shot Destroy 25 target boards