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Biking in the Back Country Complete all three Africa courses.

COMBO KING! Get 1 level combo star.

Sock Puppet Complete level 14.

(Though often believed to be controlled by the meat sack stemming out of its rear cuff, the parasitic sock puppet is in actuality masterminding all of its own movements and those of its host. By taking advantage of this common misconception, the sock puppet slowly perpetrates the remnants of human society, with passerbys completely oblivious to its nefarious plot to summon the endless void from the depths of darkness to consume our mortal shells.)

Scarecrow Complete level 15.

(Also known as an anti-government drone device. Keeps those drones away.)

Shake, Rattle, and Boom Cause an opponets board to shake in multiplayer.

Combo Virtuoso You've executed a max combo of impressive proportions!
Enemies lives must flash before their eyes when you face them!

Rolling Down the Strip Complete all three Las Vegas courses.

Fence Lights Complete level 16.

(Bright and festive and gleaming with golly, just in time for the holidays! Wait, what do you mean it's only July? Nahh, that's not too early!)

Diamond Complete level 17.

(The cheapest, overly-abundant rock you can overpay for.)

Headset Complete level 18.

(Great for audio playback and muting yourself when you wanna pretend you don't have a mic! GG EZ)

Trees Complete level 19.

(One of the world's most precious resources. Trees don't grow on trees, y'know.)

Teepo Embodied Elize has Teepo Switched to great proportions!
You'd think it was her day job or something! Work it, sister!

Tricks of the Trade Finish a race with a Tricks score of 250 or more.

Brawler Finish a race with a Knockdowns score of 450 or more.

Mouse Complete level 20.

(I heard they like coookies. I wonder what happens if you give them one...)

Velocity: Terminal 5 Drive all 5 Terminal Velocity Pack cars (Single Player)

Locksmith Unlock all the LittleBigPlanet™2: Move Pack minigames

Shredding through Japan Complete all three Japan courses.

Hopes and Dreams Complete level 21.

(Thanks, 2020.

Developer's note: I wrote this back in July (see Fence Lights). I had no idea how much worse things were going to get since writing up this joke, and to future-proof this trophy for the immediate future:

Thanks, 2021.)

Perfect Body Your level of tenacity is greater than any words can describe.
You're brilliant, and everyone knows it!

Garden Table Complete level 22.

(It's a table, but in your garden. Or is it a garden.... on your table?)

League Of Friends Play any level in the DC Comics™ Premium Level Pack with one or more friends.

Drone Complete level 23.

(We've done this joke before in the rooftop running game, but the birds work for the bourgeoisie...)

House Complete level 24.

(Ahh, the prospect of home ownership as a late millennial and an early laundry-pod generation ad-ult. Refer back to level 21.)

Otter Complete level 25.

(Absolutely otterrific!)

Hard Knocks Win a 2V2 team match against 2 hardest A.I.’s

Astrophysicist Complete all the Cross-Controller Pack Tutorials

Know No Limits Set 6 Score or Time records.

Stage 1: Play the Game Complete the first page of levels (level 1-25).

Forever Besties Your affinity with all party members has greatly deepened.
Now you run around hugging them all the time! Chill out!

Noodle Bowl Complete level 26.

(Could be ramen. Could be pho. Could also be spagetti in an absolutely outrageous but delicious portion of sauce. All are good.)

Blind Redemption Unlock all the daisies in Blind Redemption and complete the level

Elite Annihilator You've clearly defeated an elite amount of elite monsters.
You must be VIP at this point! Bet you can get into any club.

Finally Finals Unlock all the daisies in Finally Finals and complete the level

Mind Miner Certification Complete the tutorial (otherwise called Level 0).

(Now you're ready to start mining my mind! Have fun out there! Err, in there? I dunno, I didn't spend too much time on the plot or premise. Do I have mines stuck in my head or something? We some kinda... Mine My Mind Squad?)

Sherlock Complete level 27.

(Uhhh, this sherlock does not have any feelings or emotional attachments yet. Please don't sue me. And look, it has a hat! The sherlock of your books never wore a hat!)

Wrestler Complete level 28.

(It's a triple double match! Ladders! Chainsaws! Explosions! Fireballs! Popcorn! BRR DRR DRR DRRRRRR)

On A Roll Complete Fast Food without losing a ball

The Greatest Cape Stay airborne with the Hero Cape for 15 seconds.

Xciting Contender Finish a race with a Tricks score of 450 or more.

Arcade Machine Complete level 29.

(The enemy of piggy banks, these arcade machines have been eating up my quarters for years now!)

Flower Complete level 30.

(Wake up and smell the flowers... that is, if you don't have pollen allergies. Lucky... Achoo.)

Soul Siphon Teepo's drained quite a number of enemies.
You can hear the cries of many echoing in the distance.

Lord of Darkness Unlock all the daisies in Lord of Darkness and complete the level

Something’s cooking Unlock all the daisies in Something's Cooking and complete the level

Drop The Bald Defeat Lex Luthor.

Treadmill Complete level 31.

(Set one of these up in front of your telly and console, and any sitdown hobby can become healthy and productive! If anybody ever shames you for your easy plats, just say you were exercising!)

Chicken Complete level 32.

(Which came first, the chicken...)

Chopping Board Complete level 33.

(...or the...)

Unexpected Reunion Unlock all the daisies in Unexpected Reunion and complete the level