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Many Hands Secure helpers to work behind the scenes for the "Last Danse" at Atrium.

Stolen Hearts Win over a ravenous audience for the "Last Danse" at Atrium.

Platinum Employee Unlock all trophies

Gotta Fetch Them All Dispatch / Recycle all the Products.

Crowded Hell Kill 6666 enemies

Mash Pit Headbang along to the infamous Potato rap.

Chippy's Lighter See a familiar trinket on the news.

God of ASH Get all the trophies in the game.

Fortune Play "The Sacrifice" card with two live characters and still win.

Heartless Don't help anybody along the way and don't share any of your strixes.

Broken threads Kill every character you can.

Theophany (Reet) Reet becomes a divine avatar.

Tin man Reach Chapter 4 in hardcore mode

Bronze man Reach Chapter 7 in hardcore mode

Iron man Beat the game with Thorn and Pheng alive in hardcore mode

Hunt the Hunter Destroy an Exonerator using Mixer Body projectiles.

The Path Finish The Priest scenario

Bring shovels! Find and dig up 10 treasures

Hungry Heart True lovers don't eat their loved ones

Made for battle Obtain a rare creature from the beast master

A good heart is hard to find Finish at least third place without your standing ever dropping below zero

Walleye Chief Complete the Walleye Chief lll Challenge

It's Full Of Stars 3 Stars on Every Lesson

GrandMaster Defeat the Warlock in nightmare difficulty, "Coop Friendly Fire" must be on.

Endless War Reach Battle Rank 100

Big Shot Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Big Shot™

Expert Warrior Complete 10 Hit the Mitts routines without missing any strikes.

Rope Trick Leash, catch in mid-air, and equip a gun.

Dynamic Duo Finish the campaign while having no more than two mercs at the same time.

Lone Wolf Finish the campaign while having no more than one merc at the same time.

Architect Build all buildings types at least once

Don't Panic! Finish the game without using a panic [ROX 64]

A Fall From Grace? Discover the cause of the falling stunt man.

Agent Of Chaos Prove an extreme disregard for the schedule of Bits of Your Life.

Blasts From The Past Watch all the Adverts in Bits of Your Life.

The Funniest Man In The Country Watch Jimmy Chizzle do what he does best.

I Am Laurence, Hear Me Blunder Have Laurence Blunderclatch rant at the NNN.

The Prospects Finish The Recruiter scenario

Giant giant chicken dinner Kill 10 giant birds

Scorpion King Kill 10 giant scorpions

Breeder Hatch 10 eggs

You’re In! Complete the You’re In! l Challenge

Teacher's Pet Ace Every Exam

San Brutal Mountain Win "San Bruno Mountain" on NG+ difficulty

Valen-kyrie You died. A lot.

This is Why We're Here! Collect 10,000 Obtanium.

Gofers Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on No Good Gofers™

Rare Intensity Complete all exercises at all three fitness levels.

Hit the Mitts Machine Complete all Hit the Mitts routines without missing any strikes.

Silver Star Earn a Silver Medal in every exercise.