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Did It All Complete all side missions.

Danger Zone Reach full focus and take out 10 enemies before it runs out

That Was Close Plant the defuser in 10 Bomb rounds in Quick Match/Ranked Multiplayer.
0/10

You Know Nothing Kill Kotch before his speech ends.

Cow-Moo-Flage Turn 10 Black Hand into Cows using the Cow Gun in a single session

Lurking Around In The Final Reich, find and shoot Dr. Straub.

Quickie Finish a Tournament race

Master of the locks Break all the locks on the worlds' and levels' paintings

Rescuer Save 10 unique allies locked in struggle.

Upside down Perform your first double backflip (complete the Onboarding sequence)

Conductor of the Poop Train Get 100 kills while in a Buzzaxe Rampage.

Weapon Stash Secure all Small Arms and Heavy Weapons Blueprints

Charted! - Brutal Finish the Game on Brutal Without Changing the Difficulty

Old school Finish all the "Back to Origins" paintings

Vault Assault Complete Gearhead Vault in the Campaign

Semper Fidelis Completed the campaign story on Hard

Butterfly Took down the jet in one attempt in Rock And A Hard Place

Discovered the Ascension Located the missing Quen and discovered Londra's plan to leave Earth.

The Golden Ticket You made a tough decision as to whether Irenka Bauer or Edward Brod would get to stay in Prague.

Platinum Trophy Collect all other 34 Trophies for this Trophy.

Collector Collect and save 5000 Renown.

Speed King Achieved five-star ranks in all Time Attack stages

Way of the warrior Complete the game as Warrior

Cute Loot Kill a Chubby.

Crystal Relic Master Unlocked all upgraded Knack characters

The Survival Horror Finish the game in Real Survival mode.

Infidel Defeated the vending machine cult

Wisenheimer Pop 5 balloons while the effects of the golden balloon are active.

Samizdat You opted to work with the Samizdat group & spread their news throughout Picus media streams.

Sureshot Get 5 kills with a DMR.
0/5

Ghost of a Chance Finish the game in Invisible Enemy mode.

Extra strong Upgrade the Health Potions

Spicy Boy Defeat Haderax the Invincible.

Bonds of Friendship Defeated Infinite.

Stealing Wind Pop 5 golden balloons.

Pyramid Parkour Use all of Papu's Pyramid's shortcuts in the same race.

Confronted Londra Uncovered the truth of Londra's plans for the Quen and rescued Seyka's sister.

A Blade of Memory Destroy all Teeth, Balloons and Jack-In-The-Boxes.

Baby steps Reach the ROOKIE rank in any field of expertise

So Much Blood! Gunzerk continuously for 90 seconds.

Trash Picker Scavenge 40 items in a single game in Regular or Hardcore difficulty.

Take to the Skies! Obtain the Sky Flyer.

Against all odds Defeat any Boss without taking damage

Flying On Majestic Wings Pop 10 golden balloons.

Diamond Medal Defeated all bosses using Diamond Knack

On Platinum Wings Collect all other trophies. Thanks for playing!

...

By now, you might be asking yourself... "Wait? Where's the tower?"

Well, a weird thing happened during playtesting.... We got rid of the tower.

And we forgot to rename the game.

0/10 - literally unplayable.

Gnomad Complete GnoMAD

Established Catcher Capture 50 Monkeys.

Combat Hardened Complete the Campaign on Veteran or Realism difficulty.

Power Struggle Complete Power Plant in the Campaign