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Sheeples Don't hit any Sheep in Cloud Temples

Duck and Cover Don't get hit by Bob

Straight Flush Survive the vortex

Broken Umbrella Witness the true ending.

Bleeding Thumbs Beat the Challenge of the Titans

Rocked Your Face Off Defeat The Griever

An Old Friend Collect Mercy

Letting Old Ghosts Die Completed Episode 9.

That Hit the Spot Kill Lanaeus

Spatula Seeker Collect 10 Golden Spatulas

Time Lapse Gain the Chronomancer Ability

Spitball Defeat every Robo Bee by spitting

Giantslayer Defeat every Earthshaper in Fracture Hills

A Bridge to the Past Raise the bridge to Death's Domain

Drax the Dismemberer Dismember an Inquisitor with Drax's Call to Action.

The Guardian Fernus The Guardian Fernus

Triple Threat Kill 3 opponents in one fight using 3 different methods (swords, bombs, crossbow, Signs, etc.).

Monkeying Around Charge through every Monkey in Mystic Marsh

Trophy of Gaia Unlock all God of War® II Trophies

Buggin' Out Defeat 5 Buggies while charging

Long for a Savior Long for a Savior

Long for a Family Long for a Family

Managerial Skills Find all of the Guardian Collectibles for one Guardian.

Eye Can't Believe It! Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Ghost in the Machine Deactivate the crusher

No escape! Rescued Special Bot trapped in Memory Meadow.

Cannon Fodder Icy Peak: Destroy 6 icy things using the cannons

Spartans Stand Tall Save Deimos

Let Him Win Finish Deimos battle

Only One Remains Finish the game

The Death of Death Kill Thanatos

Olly Olly Oxen Free Defeat the Ox without taking a hit

Death Mode: Invaderoids Complete the Death Mode level.

This Pattern is Mine You got them all. You got them all.

Hit Man Perform a 1000-hit combo

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Blast from the Past Complete 'A Game of Clones'.

Death Mode: Galaxanoids Complete the Death Mode level.

Four The Players Rescued all four Special Bots. Time to go off to a new adventure!

Tucked in for a Long Slumber Spooky Swamp: Defeat Sleepyhead

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Byrd Bombs Sgt. Byrd's Base: As Sgt. Byrd, bomb all treasure chests

Good Samaritan Revive a teammate in a multiplayer match.

Aftermarket Junkie Buy all attachments and paint jobs for one weapon.

Raising the Bar In the Main Campaign, upgraded one attribute (Health, Shield, or Salts) to its maximum level.

Needle Exchange Craft 25 syringes.

Divine Intervention Summoned one of the Six for the first time.

Groot Canal Interrupt a Charger with Groot's Call to Action.

That's a Keeper Meet Charles Rookwood in the Map Chamber

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.