canthinkof1

Tough Nut Finish the story on hard difficulty level.

Don't Need It Drop 20 Money Pouches in the streets.

Avid Inventor Successfully invent at least 100 items

Ransacking Versailles Earn 100% completion of Versailles.

Young Escapee Escape the bedroom within 60 seconds during Sherry's segment.

Switch Hitter Play for at least 2 hours as a male character AND 2 hours as a female character.

Stuck Up Rob five stores in under five minutes.

Electric Slide Gather all the fuses in the warehouse within 5 minutes.

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

The White Rider Liberate 30 slaves in 180 seconds while riding a caragor.

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

Here! Catch! Kill 100 Aliens with the Telekinesis Super Power.

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Surprise! Perform 5 Eagle's Talon takedowns

Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

A Mighty Doom Acquire a level 25 Rune.

Exporter Sell five vehicles to Derek at the dock.

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

The Whole Story Find ALL Audio Logs.

Read-only Complete the final mission in the QR Code Investigation

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

Bookworm Read all story files.

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Goodbye, Charlie! Destroy all Charlie dolls.

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

A Real Cluster…. Find 100% of all Data Clusters.

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

I Might Need These Later! Complete the game using 1 or fewer recovery items.

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Bringin' the Heat Kill 100 Aliens using the Fire Buff Super Power.

Where's My Cape? Purchase all Super Power upgrades.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

They Call Him The Vigilante Complete every Investigation

Master of Mordor One has walked in Mordor.

I'm all that! Win a ranked match in every multiplayer mode.

Needs More Data Earn Data Bonuses in 3 different Helix Rifts.

Back in the Day Spend 2 hours outside of missions with past Saints Row characters as your homies

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

System Mangler Complete every ctOS Breach