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Peephole Complete every Privacy Invasion

Beat School: Bass Boss Complete the Beat School level.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Beat School: Guitar Serenity 2 Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: 8-Bit Melody Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Danger! Danger! Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Underworld Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Kalimba Magic Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Insert Coin Complete the Beat School level.

No Power in Numbers Help a Captain survive a Recruitment Power Struggle, and then kill him and all his new recruits.

Beat School: Piano? PiaYES! Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Harmony Helper Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Basic Rock Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Groovology 101 Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Lazy Day Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Robot Invasion Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: In The Club Complete the Beat School level.

Saturday Night Special Complete the final mission in the Weapons Trade Investigation

Basest Base Complete every Gang Hideout

Good doggy Pet the dog

Unhuman Beat Titan Mode

Gone Home Find your way to Snaxburg.

Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

Brick Master Win the brick throwing contest

Trial Combatant Complete a Combat Trial

Beat School: Dubstep Drum Practice Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Big Hair Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Driving the Autobahn Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Filthy Bass Monster Complete the Beat School level.

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

Beat School: Shoulder Pads Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Synth Grime Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Half-Time Drum Loops Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: All You Need is Wub Complete the Beat School level.

In Love with Ryan Slept with Ryan.

Animal Rider Any animal ridden for 5 kilometers.

Beat School: Fast Times Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Hollywood Cop Complete the Beat School level.

Stinking Rebels Brand 5 Bodyguards of a Warchief, turning them against him in combat.

The Skilled Driver Complete a Barrel Bash Death Run

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

This Is What We Do Win every trophy.

Wonderfalls Check behind the waterfall for secrets.

Chip Collector 80% of all plug-in chips collected.

Exporter Sell five vehicles to Derek at the dock.

It's Alive! Create a Jomsviking

Beat School: Synth Madness 1 Complete the Beat School level.

Electric Slide Gather all the fuses in the warehouse within 5 minutes.