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Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

Customizer Customize a weapon.

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor