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This Is What We Do Win every trophy.

Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Never Say Die Revive a partner in Co-op.

Pimp My Sidearm Fully mod a weapon.

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Needs More Data Earn Data Bonuses in 3 different Helix Rifts.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Personal Bag Of Tricks Finish a game session with an ability set that you customized in Multiplayer.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Master of One Get a golden level badge by completing all the Level Goals for a single level.

Destroyer Fully upgrade the Jackdaw.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Volcanic Sunscreen Defeat Arges the Bright One

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

And Stay Down! Perform a ground execution.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Thawed Free a total of 10 trapped Assassins.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

No Man's Land Complete all Rift missions.

Devil Of The Caribbean Defeat all 4 legendary ships.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Choreography Perform 10 Co-op sync kills.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Squired Up Discover the Trials of the Knitted Knights.

Share the Wealth Get all the rewards in a Co-op mission in Paris.

The Show Must Go On Complete The Show Must Go On.

Divine Intervention Complete Divine Intervention.

An Old Internet Meme Renovate all the Social Clubs and complete all the Social Club missions.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Lab Technician Play and complete a game session of Game Lab in the Multiplayer Public playlist.

Merciful Killer Perform 10 non-lethal takedowns in a Co-op mission.

#followbacks Become mutual followers with 10 people in South Park

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Humble Beginnings Reach REP Level 2

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Master Of The Caribbean Complete the Discovery Mode of Wolfpack in Multiplayer.

Fashionista Find 10 costume pieces