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Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Cleaning Up Refresh the Refresher

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Racing Be faster than the Sentinels.

Choreography Perform 10 Co-op sync kills.

Wrong direction The other way was safer.

Patience Turning your back to the truth and persevering will lead you nowhere.

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Share the Wealth Get all the rewards in a Co-op mission in Paris.

Good intentions Try to undo a mistake.

Hold your breath Use only one bubble in the underwater cave.

Bite the dust Break the five strange statues.

From the sky to the abyss Witness the resting place of the once mighty.

Lost Lullaby Complete the lost lullaby.

Blend-in with the surroundings Move undetected amongst the shades.

Toyful Child Collect all the toys.

The Truth Peek through all the keyholes.

Full Wardrobe Collect all the outfits.

It's a process Recompose all the emblems.

Sweet Memory Reunite with the white shade.

An Old Internet Meme Renovate all the Social Clubs and complete all the Social Club missions.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

The end is a new beginning Obtain all trophies.

Merciful Killer Perform 10 non-lethal takedowns in a Co-op mission.

Han Slowlo Defeat 50 enemies under the effect of Slow

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

From the Past Unlock the Medieval Armor in the Café Théâtre.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Take From the Rich Rob or loot $250.

Hey, Luke At Us Equip a new cosmetic in every Cal slot

Settling Feuds Complete Chapter 3.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Little Late for That You helped Enzo escape

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Greezy Money Trade 25 collected items

Never Saw it Coming Killed an enemy within 2 seconds of kicking open a door

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

Tricolore Collect all Cockades

Geralt: The Professional Complete all witcher contracts.