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Stick it in Your Cap! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Rebel Leader Return the Hammer of the Rebellion

Don't Leave Her Hanging Rescue the Oracle with 10 seconds to spare

Resurrection Climb from the pit of Hades

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Death From Above 2009 Defeat the Dark Rider for the first time

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Hitting Your Stride Power up any item

Phalanx Obtain all Shields

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

Good Riot Good guys stand up and take the heat.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Breaking Wind Acquire Typhon's Bane

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

Good Eats Good guys feed the needy.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Big, Tuff, Buff and Rough Acquire Rage of the Titans

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Blue Balls Acquire Cronos' Rage

Boss Batch 1 Kill the Colossus of Rhodes, the Dark Rider, and Theseus

Dragon Slayer Craft the Dragon Scaled Armor Set

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

Whip it Good Whip the Steeds of Time

Pure of Hart Return the Stags of the Four Seasons

Rightful Place Return all the Lindwyrms to Ratatoskr

How it's Going Fully repair the Amulet of Yggdrasil

Lift With Your Knees Topple the Temple in the Bog of the Forgotten

Shiner Acquire the Golden Fleece

Invasive Species Complete all of the Crater Hunts

Shine King Open the door to the Temple of Euryale

Rock Their World Acquire the Head of Euryale

Full Belly Obtain all of the Apples of Iðunn and Horns of Blood Mead

Splash Kiss the Nyad

Boss Batch 2 Kill the Barbarian King, Euryale, and Perseus