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Smothering Hold the opposing team's FG% below 40% with any team, in a non-simulated game.

Don't Be Scared Beat all episodes on HARD.

Eternal Light Restore three stained glass windows.

Screw The Prime Directive Reveal your next patient.

Suppressive Kill 25 enemies with the JF90 HMG (cannot be completed in multiplayer).

Lagoon Black clear Complete all Black Lagoon maps (Any medal)

Tinkerer Dismantle Charms 30 times

You Can't Read My Movements Perform 100 Counters.

Re-up Reach level 100 and re-up

Flame Psyker Learn Inferno

Bells and Whistles Outfit a SPARK unit with the highest tier weaponry and armor

Valhalla Beat the game on Commander+ difficulty in Ironman mode

Stealth Master Complete a stage without being spotted once (outside of Missions)

Render All Things in the Universe to Ashes! Complete all missions with Rank S.

Thimble-Sized Thor Defeat three Forged enemies with a single Hammer Trap attack.

Black Series clear Get a silver medal on every black track

Stadium Black clear Complete all Black Stadium maps (Any medal)

Goin' Up! Survive the elevator section at the TCRI building without taking any damage

The Walking Carpet Defeat three bosses with Chewbacca.

Stockade Domination Be part of a squad match where your team eliminates the enemy in under 2 minutes.

Tour of Duty: Peshawar Win 3 MP of any game type on each: Switchback, Palace, and Transit maps

Score Big Earn 500,000 points in a single song as a solo act

Gnat's All Folks! Collect all Grounded Trophies!

Most Entertaining Complete 5 of the Baron's Challenges.

Trackmaster Who's the TrackMaster? You!

Takeover Domination Be part of a squad match where your team wins by more than 100 points.

We're Talking About Practice Complete a practice in Superstar Mode

Nigeria Dossier Complete all objectives in Nigeria on 007 difficulty or higher.

But You Have Heard Of Me? Purchased the Promotion at Reputation Level 25 in any Trading Company.

Punished Kid Obtain 50 Death Wish Stamps!

Letter of Apology Play a mission during which a vehicle you requested gets destroyed (Campaign)

Father Son Picnic Win the Home Run Derby® with Bryce Harper.

Speed Chess Complete the Chess level in less than 00:06:00

Secret Servers Destroy all the servers in 'Archives' within 40 secs of the first being damaged.

Nauseous Numerologist Beat any song with a final score of 133,337 (Quickplay+, Competitive)

Mercenary of the Ancient Order Received the Commendation for earning 150,000 gold from Order of Souls Voyages.
14/100

Self-Entitled You own 10 Pirate Titles.
20/100

Just Getting Started You completed the Tutorial Voyage for the Gold Hoarders, Merchant Alliance and Order of Souls.
33/100

Veteran Bounty Hunter Kill 31 hidden Mimimi devs.

Let's Have A Good, Clean Fight Clear the campaign without ever activating one of the cheats.

637 IQ Upgrade 30 Charm Effects

Owned All Win a match with all 10 characters, in every event, playing any mode.

Box Set Complete 100 songs in Quickplay

Ignoring The Rules Of Engagement You killed an opponent from behind with a blunderbuss.

The Right Blueprints Pass all tracks on the Awesome Adventure event

I'm gonna destroy them! Every last one that's on this earth! Completed all Story Mode Dire Eliminations.

A Realm Grown Complacent Discover a sealed door to another realm.

You May Feel A Light Tapping Perform a teeth transplant in under 3 minutes.

Are They Naked In There? Build a sauna in the city

Hit Fast, Hit Hard Defeat 5 enemies with both Turbo Mode and Berserk activated