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Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Virtuoso Unlock All Trophies

All Fours Win a 4v4 game

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." Talk to Glottis about cravings.

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it." Scare the living a few times.

"Join or Die! Again!" Receive a message from Eva.

"Precisamente, amigo." Learn of a nefarious plot.

Darkbeast Paarl Defeat Darkbeast Paarl.

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!" Ask Glottis about the tree farm.

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work." Try to guess Domino's password a few times.

Mergo's Wet Nurse Defeat Great One: Mergo's Wet Nurse.

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..." Ask Velasco about his eye patch.

"We only have one mop." Check your job qualifications with Celso.

Year 1 Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!" Try to intimidate the pigeons.

Martyr Logarius Defeat Martyr Logarius.

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving.

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

Chalice of Isz Acquire the Great Chalice of Isz that seals
the home of the cosmic kin.

Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos Defeat Great One: Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos.

"Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro.

Weapon Master Acquire a weapon of the highest level.

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

Future Retro Play a Holotape Game

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Honoring Wishes Captivated by the Moon Presence,
you pledge to watch over the Hunter's Dream.

Yharnam Sunrise You lived through the hunt, and saw another day.

My Brother is an Italian Plumber Killed an enemy plumber-style

Hunter's Craft Acquire all special hunter tools.

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.