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Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Relic Finder Find the Strange Relic

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Astral Tactician Complete 25 Board Countermeasures
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Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Run-and-Gunner Kill 20 Enemies by Shooting from the Hip (without aiming)

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Proficient Fortune Hunter Find 30 Treasures

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Director of the FBC Unlock all other trophies

50 Kills: Micro-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the Micro-9mm

Splash Kiss the Nyad

50 Kills: Moss - 12 Kill 50 Enemies with the Moss - 12

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

That's Gonna Leave a Mark Spill 500 buckets of blood on Kratos

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Open Minded Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Juggernaut

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Master Fortune Hunter Find 60 Treasures

Master Thief Collection Find all Treasures and the Strange Relic

Eye Can't Believe It Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Unleashed Throw, Slam and Ram a grappled enemy

Grenade Hangman Kill 10 Enemies with Grenades While Hanging

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Big Spender Upgrade any Magic to the next level

Blowin' Your Wad Max out all Weapons and Magic

30 Kills: M9 Kill 30 Enemies with the M9

30 Kills: Desert-5 Kill 30 Enemies with the Desert-5

Evil Eats Bad guys never share their food.

Seeing Red Max out all Weapons and Magic