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Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Hacked a Vending Machine The player has successfully hacked a vending machine

Hand Over Fish Catch 200 Pounds of Fish

Triple Dyno-Might! Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion

Black Thumb Defeat the Dark Eco Plant

Prison Break Free Kratos from his imprisonment

Zoom! Reach the End of Fire Canyon

Not Raised in a Barn Close a door

Power Lunch Collect 25 Power Cells

Hacked a Safe The player has successfully hacked a safe

Gotta Hand It To You Defeat the infected Hand of Aegaeon

Shadows Over the City Completed Episode 2.

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Shiny Happy Steeples Connect the Eco Beams

Defeated Dr. Steinman The player has defeated the crazed Dr. Steinman

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Tonight's Featured Event Defeat Lurker Ambush in Arena

Hacked a Turret The player has successfully hacked a turret

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Buzzin' Collect 28 Scout Flies

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Learner's Permit Mastered the fundamentals of gravity.

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings