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Good Neighbor Complete 15 "Help Wenja" quests.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

STAND YOUR GROUND Markus stood his ground against the police

Crush Your Enemies Complete 10 "Tribal Clash" quests.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Gotcha Eliminate 10 enemies using hunting traps.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Gold Rush Achieve 5 Gold Stat Awards.

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Retribution Complete chapter 3

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

The Apprentice Complete chapter 4

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater