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You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Together Forever Get to the End (Solo Campaign only).

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Defeated Peach Wilkins The player has defeated Peach Wilkins

Upgraded a Weapon The player has acquired at least one weapon upgrade

Troublemaker Discover the joys of destroying cult property in every region (Solo Campaign only).

Survivalist Purchase half of all perks available (Campaign only).

Lilac and Gooseberries Find Yennefer of Vengerberg.

Squash and Run Run over and kill 20 enemies (Campaign only).

PRIORITIES Connor killed the Chloe

Basic Inventor The player has successfully invented at least one item

SAFE HARBOR Kara and Alice passed the border

CONFRONTATION Markus attacked the police

Ghost Kill Perform a Headshot kill with any bow or rifle on any cultist more than 150m away (Campaign only).

Master Of Kyrat Obtain all the Trophies.

Fertilizing the Land Using a tractor, obliterate 5 enemies (Campaign only).