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Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

That's Gonna Leave a Mark Spill 500 buckets of blood on Kratos

Open Minded Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Juggernaut

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Home Sweet Home Complete Chapter 2.

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Collector's Item Find at least one collectible in the game.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Unleashed Throw, Slam and Ram a grappled enemy

He Who Pays the Barber Improve the dockworkers' haircuts.

HAPPY FAMILY Kara, Alice, Luther are together at the end

PRIORITIES Connor killed the Chloe

Safe Driver Cruise for 2 minutes over 60 Km/h without damaging your car.

Big Spender Upgrade any Magic to the next level

CONFRONTATION Markus attacked the police

WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER Markus broadcasted his message without raising an alarm or having a team casualty

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

SAFE HARBOR Kara and Alice passed the border

Seeing Red Max out all Weapons and Magic

Tools of the Trade Use All 5 World Weapons in Combat

Snakes on a Train Ride the snake back to the Tower of Delphi

The Price of Oil Complete chapter 3.

Hot Lunch Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Manticore

Kleptomaniac Hijack 5 trucks and collect their cargo.

Gateway Gas Breathe the toxic gases within the Oracle's Temple

Round and Round Solve the Rolling Crusher Puzzle

Night Shift Complete Chapter 4.

Foodie Try 10 different foods or drinks.

Great Face Achieve Face Level 10.

A Lesson in Manners Show that you know how to treat a lady.

COMPLIANT Connor stayed a machine

Get Rich or Die Flyin' Get all wheels of your car into the air for at least twenty meters and then touch the ground again.

Perpetual Motion Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes

The Enforcer Kill fifty enemies.

Golden Touch Achieve 15 Gold Stat Awards.

BURN THE PLACE Markus conducted a violent riot