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Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

A Friendship Resurrected With friends like this who needs enemies?

Bringin' the Heat Kill 100 Aliens using the Fire Buff Super Power.

Where's My Cape? Purchase all Super Power upgrades.

The Legend Complete Arcade Mode on Legend

Surf's Up! Finish the main missions of Goo Lagoon

Are You Crazy? Get a Comet into the Ultor lobby

Squirrel Smasher Defeat 100 robots as Sandy

A Road Less Traveled Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

Back in the Day Spend 2 hours outside of missions with past Saints Row characters as your homies

The Book of More, Man Find 64 Tomes

I Might Need These Later! Complete the game using 1 or fewer recovery items.

I Prefer Them Alive Rescue two female survivors at the cathedral.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

One Careful Owner Travel a total of fifty miles in one vehicle.

Great Rune Restored the power of a Great Rune

I'm all that! Win a ranked match in every multiplayer mode.

The Blood of a Ghoul Eliminate Al-Ghul

Vive le Revolution Liberate a Province.

Semper Invicta Join the Brotherhood of Steel

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Unbearable From victim to victor.

They Call Him The Vigilante Complete every Investigation

Open Air Parking Destroy a helicopter during the apocalypse with a vehicle

Terminal Hog Take down an Extraction Facility while on a motorcycle

Soap on a Rope Storm the gulag.

Soul Drain Find 100% of all Soul Clusters

Beat School: Triumph Horns A few notes with a huge result!

The Guardian Faradeus The Guardian Faradeus

Wrong Way That's not right

Beat School: Blow Your Own Horn Learn the brass basics by constructing this simple trumpet loop.

Beat School: Battle of the Saxes Practice your sax skills by creating this cool phrase.

Beat School: Jazz Hands Swing to the beat of the cool jazzy brass riff!

Beat School: Brass Knuckles Put up yer dukes, and make a funky horn loop!

Treasure Seeker Open a token chest

Trade Company Sell items worth 10,000 dollars

Community Organizer Ally with 3 Settlements

Harran Shooting Club Kill 50 enemies with shooting weapons

Ladies' Man Find all of the Playboy magazines.

Face My Might! Equip 8 abilities

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Student Becomes the Master Perform a Level 3 Super with PaRappa on 'Dojo'

Funeral flowers Find a nice resting place.

Unnecessary Roughness Use a Riot shield to beat down an enemy.

Saved All Saved every character that could be saved.

Careful steps Don't smash the eggs.