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Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Stunt Coordinator Complete 10 of the stunts on the stunt list.

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Arms in the Air Block an enemy attack by guarding.

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

Red Baron Take down 100 enemies while they are airborne.

Ramming Speed Cleave a ship in half.

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger Upgrade the Adrestia for the first time.