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Fight Apprentice Won every fight whilst taking less than 5 hits.

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

The fastest one Get 36 fragments in less than 6 Min

Platinum Midnight Become a master collector

DEFEND YOURSELF Markus pushed Leo

This is Sparta! Complete the Battle of 300.

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

Lethal Purchase all skills in all categories.

Not Raised in a Barn Close a door

Obedience Stopped the experiment voluntarily.

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Welcome to the Family, Son Escape from the guest house.

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

An Odyssey in the Making Complete Episode 1.

Shiny! Acquire and equip your first Legendary item.

Badges Collect all badges.

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids