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"It's clobberin' time!" Destroy 5 enemies in a single run!

Unbelievably Boring F**k Say 7 incredibly boring things

Hammer of Fate Champion Won 10 games on Hammer of Infinite Fate maps - ranked or vs. the Brütal AI.

She Fetches at the Thrapple Run out of oxygen while off the umbilical

Airs and graces Travel between the two barrels in At the rapids without touching the water

Live bait Survive 5 pike attacks in a row without using your lasso in the pike chase

Hardie's Heroes Pour one out for social democracy

Extreme Couponer Discover every Voucher

Now You Know Get a PERFECT medal on all Critical Urgency levels

Lifer Finish Game in Hardcore Mode NG+

The invincible Iron Man Earn a score of 500 without taking any damage in any mode

Ooh Donut! Finish Donu with a Feed.

Sat Dive Certification Thoroughly explore the sea floor
0/7

The Transient Defeat the Transient before it fades away.

FuturLab Certified Gain 50 PERFECT medals

Yippee Kai Yay ************

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal Warn them of the coming end 8 times

...Lest You Be Judged Complete the grand finale of
A Cause to Daikon For.

Perfect dry run Traverse the caves back to the workshop without water touching your light

Sat Dive Mastery Thoroughly explore the trench valley
0/14

So Close Die on a heist with 100% of the loot

Never miss an issue Purchase every asset in the Vault

Competitor (Tetris) Played all 3 Tetris Challenge modes

A Wreck Upturned Find all the Mementos you can of the lost Beira D crew
0/18

Moch ‘s mi ‘g èirigh Cuir crìoch air an sgeulachd le dùsgadh

Mind the Gap Collect all Underground Warning Signs

Careful Planning Complete High Voltage with a single input

Our Dashing Hero Complete Toot Toot Splat by only juicing up once

Cenotaph Found all the human remains from the Beira D crew that you can
0/13

Beginner Performer Perform 50 songs

Avengers Together! Complete one 4 character puzzle

Well Traveled Complete The Underground

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit Get your pinball on

You Are Nothing Defeat a boss on turn 1.

Avenged! Escape the Complex!

Master Prospector Get all four gold stars in the same playthrough.

Whispering Rock Chiseled four Razputin heads onto Mt. Rockmore.

Competitor (Puyo Puyo) Played all 3 Puyo Puyo Challenge modes

Don't go with the flow Travel from the island with the tables back up to the lifebouy in At the rapids

You won't like me when I'm angry Send three enemies flying simultaneously with any power or weapon

Falling with style Make it between the two moose signs in Ashes to ashes without using any directional inputs

Honey, I can see Hell from here! Complete the grand finale of
Hell's Where the Heart Is.

Carnivore Ran down 20 animals in the Deuce with the Coiling Maw equipped.

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel Suit up. Head to toe.

Duelist (x3) Defeated 3 opponents in an Endurance match

Minimalist Beat the game with a 5 card deck or smaller.

Assemble! Unlock all heroes

At Least You Tried Achieve a very, very low score

Common Sense Beat the game with a deck containing no uncommons or rares.

Death is only the Beginning Complete the grand finale of A
Spirited Seven Nights' Haunting.