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Heavy Distortion Attack the Metal Head Nest

Finders Keepers Find Sig in Underport

Who Knew Krew Blew? Beat Krew in Weapons Lab

Head Master Collect 510 Metal Head Skull Gems

Pure of Hart Return the Stags of the Four Seasons

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Intellectually Superior Complete all optional tombs.

Archaeologist Collect 75% of all relics.

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Rightful Place Return all the Lindwyrms to Ratatoskr

Crisis Management Complete 5 Bureau Alerts
1/5

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

How it's Going Fully repair the Amulet of Yggdrasil

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Inter-Departmental Cooperation Complete 10 Side Missions
4/10

Living Archetypes Defeat the Anchor

Invasive Species Complete all of the Crater Hunts

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Altered Manifestations May Occur Defeat esseJ

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Aggressive Growth Defeat Mold-1

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Full House Recruit all possible crew members for the Mantis

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

What Now? Complete 3 Side Missions in Hope County (Solo Campaign only).

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

Full Belly Obtain all of the Apples of Iðunn and Horns of Blood Mead

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

One-Sided Conversation Stealth kill an enemy while they are having a conversation

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Relic Finder Find the Strange Relic

Head of Communications Defeat Mr. Tomassi

FBC Crisis Solution Task Force Complete 15 Side Missions
4/15

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Ready for Commitment Fully upgrade one armor set

Astral Tactician Complete 25 Board Countermeasures
3/25

The Florist Collect one flower from each of the nine realms

The Librarian Collect all of the Books

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.