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Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

The Apprentice Complete chapter 4

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Self-Improvement Purchase your first Star-Lord Ability.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Moronic Drone Get a job

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Deliverance Release friend

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

The Ravens' Spoils Complete chapter 5

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Spin Doctor In a single level, spin an enemy into another enemy twice.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John