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Three of a Kind Kill 3 enemies in a row with your knife in the single player campaign.

Throwback Master Throw Back a Grenade and Defeat 2 Enemies at Once

You win some, you lose some! Fail 5 dates.

Death Mode: Event Horizon #2 Complete the Death Mode level.

UGC Veteran Play 25 user-generated missions.

Hypersonic Light 6 Gem Lamps in 15 seconds

Death Mode: Disasteroids Complete the Death Mode level.

Poking around Tap the Mayonnaise

Who you gonna massage? Get a massagy with Anne

Bar Brawl Melee kill an enemy using a bottle

The Root Of Evil Complete Memory Sequence 5.

Yo, where's your mojo? Fail 10 dates.

Watch the cholesterol Get three stars with Mayo

Last Ride of the Witch House Baba Yaga: Activate the Ancient Lift

Slippery everywhere Get a massagy with Mayo

Average Joe Finish with a two-star date 5 times with any character.

Completed 2 Flying Mount Quests Completed 2 quests that required a flying mount.

You'll be alone forever... Fail 20 dates.

What a dairy experience Get a massagy with Dorothy

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 80 Treasures

Gotta love these app features Get a massagy with Martha

Moooossagy! Get three stars with Dorothy

Tables Turned Kill 5 enemies while they are searching for Lara

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

Head Hunter Use the Precision ability to rack up three head shots in rapid succession.

Survivor Kill 75 Enemies in a Row Without Dying

Super hero Complete game on I AM DEATH INCARNATE! (or ÜBER)

Mother trucker! Get three stars with Martha

Online Shopping Make your first purchase on ThiefNet.

How does this even work? Get a massagy with Papu-Aiye

That's… a lot of toys Get a massagy with Sarah

Sugar daddy time! Get three stars with Sarah

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

Rejected! Parry 50 attacks

I hope that's ectoplasm Get three stars with Anne

Don't put your massage in crazy, man Get three stars with Janein

Expert Datemeister Date all dates!

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

Real people are overrated Get three stars with Papu-Aiye

Proud of your job! Discover Johnny's true job in Sarah's date.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Too Many Secrets Completed Episode 7.

Must've Left it Open Lockpick 5 doors.

10 Types of Machine Overridden Unlocked and used the overrides for 10 different types of machine.
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Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

Take It to the Max Completely upgrade all weapons.

Smooth Criminal Get three stars with all dates!

Bytes all over you! Get a massagy with S.O.N.I.A.

Hackerbruh! Get three stars with S.O.N.I.A