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Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

I think this one is old Kill 100 Scorpions

They were cute Kill 25 Butterflies

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

I hope this is it Kill 25 Spiders

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Starting Complete Area 1

This wasn't easy Kill an Area Boss

But not cute enough Kill 50 Butterflies

There were more... Kill 50 Spiders

Burnt Toast Defeat Toasty without getting hit by him

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

Shouldn't it be on the sea? Kill a Manta

Annoying as always Kill 50 Mosquitos

Getting Better Complete Area 2

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

This is it, right? Complete Area 3

Moronic Drone Get a job

Platinum Ship Get all the trophies

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Little by little Reach 25,000 points in Classic Mode

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Don't Fence Me In Climb a chain link fence and rejoice.

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3