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Exit Stage Right All the world is a stage

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Lubed up Complete the slide in the Statue of Apollo without dying

Time Paradox Kill Makarov and complete your mission

Revoking Client Privileges Complete the final mission in the Human Traffic Investigation

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Peephole Complete every Privacy Invasion

Saturday Night Special Complete the final mission in the Weapons Trade Investigation

Basest Base Complete every Gang Hideout

The Man in the High Tower Find and use the hidden cache in 'Heat'.

Up to the Challenge Beat the Challenge of Olympus

Tag Teamed Hit 100 Enemies with the Oath Stone of Orkos

Stealth Cookie Complete an Online Tailing without being detected

Gone Home Find your way to Snaxburg.

Hell in paradise Complete act 1.

Young Escapee Escape the bedroom within 60 seconds during Sherry's segment.

Marksman Dismember 20 Limbs

Ding! Champion Earned level 50

Electric Slide Gather all the fuses in the warehouse within 5 minutes.

Unhuman Beat Titan Mode

If it ain't broke... Reconstruct all of the Decayed Chests

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

Sweet Victory Defeat Robo-Sandy in the Poseidome.

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Can't Stop, Won't Stop. BadBoy! Perform a 1000 Hit Combo

Welcome To The Rock Completed the mission "Marooned".

Saw the Elephant Completed the Main Campaign on Normal difficulty or above.

King of the Hill Unlock all trophies

Better Than You Were Reach level 10.

Tis but a flesh wound! Sever 100 limbs.

Read-only Complete the final mission in the QR Code Investigation

Steam Punk Create weapons to rival the gods of fire or thunder.

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

Dead on Arrival Complete Chapter 1 on any difficulty setting

No Drake. You can't have these. Collect all Artifacts in the game

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Bookworm Read all story files.

Goodbye, Charlie! Destroy all Charlie dolls.

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Super Spatula Seeker Get 25 Golden Spatulas.

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.