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Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

Necromancer Help Yennefer extract information from Skjall's body.

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

King of the Hill Unlock all trophies

Saw the Elephant Completed the Main Campaign on Normal difficulty or above.

Hazard Pay In the Main Campaign, killed 10 enemies by utilizing environmental hazards.

Cosplay Kill an Enemy While Playing as an Alternate Character Costume Other Than Drake

Exporter Sell five vehicles to Derek at the dock.

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

Tis but a flesh wound! Sever 100 limbs.

Steam Punk Create weapons to rival the gods of fire or thunder.

Hostile Work Environment Kill 50 Hiss Sharpened
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Workplace Recreation Play a single game in Arcade Mode

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Snap + Slide 8 Piece Prize Complete a Snap + Slide puzzle with 8 pieces in 30 seconds or under.

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

Stop the Clock Time is running out

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

The God of War Complete Arcade Mode with Kratos

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

Goblin Hunter Defeated 100 goblins

I Prefer Them Alive Rescue two female survivors at the cathedral.

Minigame Megalomania All minigames found!

Borderland Defender You have defeated all bosses and are a powerful force to be reckoned with

Globetrotter Discover 100 fast travel points.

Astral Plumbing Discover the Astral Plane restroom

Personal Bag Of Tricks Finish a game session with an ability set that you customized in Multiplayer.

Saved All Saved every character that could be saved.

Bolt From the Blue In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies with a headshot while riding a Sky-Line.

One Careful Owner Travel a total of fifty miles in one vehicle.

Low Calorie Sushi Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 1.

Something More Find Ciri.

Strange Bedfellows In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using allies brought in through a Tear.

Kingmaker Complete the subplot about choosing Skellige's ruler.

Faithful Heir Collected thirteen royal arms.

Mutant Fill all mutagen slots.

Power Couple You are unstoppable, nothing stands in your way!

Ladies' Man Find all of the Playboy magazines.

Superstition Kill 20 enemies using magic

Multiple Applications Use Multi-Launch to hit 3 targets

Destroyer Fully upgrade the Jackdaw.

Even Odds Kill 2 monsters you have a contract on without using Signs, potions, mutagens, oils or bombs.

Fearless Vampire Slayer Complete the contract on Sarasti.

Xenonaut Visit Tir ná Lia and convince Ge'els to betray Eredin.