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Academy of Umbrellas Beat the game only ever using an umbrella as your melee weapon

Impressive. Most impressive. Earn a total of 5 stars from Battle missions in the original game

Tower God Complete 50 Living Towers

Offender Reach wanted level (8) Offender as a Racer

Through Dangers Untold Complete The Final Chapter

French War Hero Spend 30 minutes in-game as French Republic Medic

High Roller Win over 2000 chips in a hand of Poker.

Higher Than the Futen Zoku Ascend Takoshima Tower

Nanotriumph Finish Operation: Caustic Progress

All I Do Is Win Jump back and forth over your opponent 5 times during the Fatality sequence and perform a Fatality

Every Squirrel Has Its Thorns Anger the mother of all squirrels.

Move! That! Bus! Redecorate the entire Goat Castle

"Not Even Close to Easy" Clear Episode One in Invisible Mode.

Fudge Them Up! Defeat 50 enemies with physical attacks in the main campaign.

Midnight Beginner Gain a star in any event of 'Midnight'.

Gunning Destroy 20 Helicopters in a single Helicopter flight.

Soft Spot Use Auger WS 100 times

Lockdown Win a game of Assault Maps on defense without losing the first objective.

Don't go alone... Complete all the Adventure levels with another Sack Thing

Beginner's Luck You set the fastest time on the first lap of a Time Attack event.

Lawn and Order Maim 10 zombies with gardening equipment in the Cul-De-Sac's tall grass.
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Horsepower Beginner Gain a star in any event of 'Horsepower'.

Bugged Sport Play a round of Single Player Bug Combat.

Downforce Beginner Gain a star in any event of 'Downforce'.

From Hell’s Heart, I Stab At Thee! Defeat 'The Guardian Of The Deep'

Warfighter Completed the campaign

Let Him Rot Completed Shut It Down

Preacher's Path Finished all the Preacher Missions

So Close You'll do better next time.

Faster than light Use the Boost for a total of 60 minutes.

Hell Dive Complete an Extreme difficulty mission or higher without anyone dying.

I'm Having Fish Tonight Complete 'Underground Complex'

Not 42, but close enough Create and save a custom ship with exactly 1337 cubes

The Shiniest Thing Obtain all trophies and reap the ultimate reward

Chest Nuts Pick up all cash on all missions

On-The-Job Training STU: Unlock all newly-added Spirit Skills.

Professional Series Complete Complete the Professional series of Race Events.

Cry on, Kreon! Complete Act 3 on Hard difficulty or above without using mission select.

Charted! - Brutal Finish the Game on Brutal Without Changing the Difficulty

We Happy Few Complete a mission without losing a soldier.

Yettisoned Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska

Legend Retrieve all asterisks

Sailor Reach Paris by boat

Ruthless Efficiency Fully upgrade a weapon of your choice.

Lamborghini Beginner Gain a star in any event of 'Lamborghini'.

RPM Beginner Gain a star in any event of 'RPM'.

Internet Famous The message boards are alight with the talk of the WSR's increasing popularity.

Outmaneuvered In singleplayer, kill 5 Helghast with gunfire while ziplining

Ignition Contender Unlock the 'Ignition' Trophy event

Sky-High Roller Buy an insanely expensive car.