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Doggin' the Hellcats Destroy 5 Hellcat Cruisers

Speed Speedily Win Class 1 Race in Stadium

Pedal to the Metal Destroy Metal Kor at Nest

Grin and Baron It Defeat Baron in Mar's Tomb

Dragon Slayer Craft the Dragon Scaled Armor Set

We're All Friends Here Rescue Friends at Fortress

Bot Bot Boom Boom Protect Hideout from Bomb Bots

Baby Master Suicide Baby - Make no mistakes taking care of the baby

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Hitting Your Stride Power up any item

Timber! Destroy Drill Platform Tower

Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS - 9mm

I Heart Heart Get Heart of Mar in Weapons Lab

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

Pure of Hart Return the Stags of the Four Seasons

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Heavy Distortion Attack the Metal Head Nest

Finders Keepers Find Sig in Underport

Who Knew Krew Blew? Beat Krew in Weapons Lab

Head Master Collect 510 Metal Head Skull Gems

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Rightful Place Return all the Lindwyrms to Ratatoskr

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

How it's Going Fully repair the Amulet of Yggdrasil

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Invasive Species Complete all of the Crater Hunts

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Hacked a Vending Machine The player has successfully hacked a vending machine

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Shoot Some B-Roll For Elena Explore Photo Mode

Full Belly Obtain all of the Apples of Iðunn and Horns of Blood Mead

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Relic Finder Find the Strange Relic

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré