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AM...AM I BEING HUSTLED if you keep abusing no fail mode i WILL take it away from you

AND I'M NOT EVEN AWAKE past the morning every day

PUNCHLINE a cruel answer

Relate Everything Get All Base Game Friend Endings in One Playthrough

Hate Everything Get All Base Game Hate Endings in One Playthrough

QUADRA KILL Get Quadra Kill 500 times. (Shard Clash Only)
0/1000

Fight Everywhere Win 20 Custom Games in different maps (require more than 6 human players when game ends)

MAYBE ACTUALLY QUIT YOUR DAY JOB it's funny, because usually people dream of quitting bartending to do music, but in this case, the opposite is true

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT pulling pranks on the spirit of the law by following the letter of the law

OKAY FINE. SURE. HERE. it's like the 0451 of codes you type in a video game

A young girl plays a song For all the days we've had, and all the days we will

Everything Everywhere Get all trophies

Collection Complete Find All Collectables
70/404

DUEL MASTER Defeat 1000 enemies in duels. (Shard Clash Only)
0/1000

MASS SLAYER Kill 10000 enemies. (Shard Clash Only)
0/1000

PENTA KILL Get Penta Kill 300 times.(Shard Clash Only)
0/1000

STAR...t You've hit a 1.0 STAR rating. Keep going! Maybe I should look up some cool facts about stars to help me write these achievements

The Ascended Reach Resonance Lv.200
0/200

Peak of the Mountains Defeat 1,000 players in Ranked Match.
0/1000

Occult Enlightenment Complete 10 FATEs on the Occult Crescent: North Horn.
0/10

This is the will of the Crystal of Atlan! Oh fearless adventurer, embark on the journey in search of the Crystal of Atlan, and conquer all challenges as you become the storm of Atlan!

BATTLE-TESTED VETERAN Complete 5000 matches.
0/1000

Critical Analysis Complete 10 critical encounters on the Occult Crescent: North Horn.
0/10

THIS IS KIND OF JUST A GAME ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A BABYSITTER local child utterly DESTROYED by insane ability to count up one by one

Be nice. Be NICE.

Officer Obtain 1,000,000 Agency Points in total.

Fragpunk Master All Trophies obtained

Capped Out Max out all of your badges in MyCAREER.

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

Level 100 Reach Animal Level 100

SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE? honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that

Platinum Animal Unlock 92 achievements

DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"

CRITICAL BASS THEORY YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game there are actually many rhythm games

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME "'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake

please change your offset either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

Hard-boiled Gentleman Complete the quest "Clotted Crime."

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

:( this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

ONE MORE BEGINNING lost family found

[white label] remarked

DEAD BALL Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now