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The Ascended Reach Resonance Lv.200
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Peak of the Mountains Defeat 1,000 players in Ranked Match.
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DUEL MASTER Defeat 1000 enemies in duels. (Shard Clash Only)
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MASS SLAYER Kill 10000 enemies. (Shard Clash Only)
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You Must Defeat The Avatar to Stand a Chance Complete Arcade Mode with all characters.

THIS IS KIND OF JUST A GAME ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A BABYSITTER local child utterly DESTROYED by insane ability to count up one by one

Be nice. Be NICE.

Officer Obtain 1,000,000 Agency Points in total.

This is the will of the Crystal of Atlan! Oh fearless adventurer, embark on the journey in search of the Crystal of Atlan, and conquer all challenges as you become the storm of Atlan!

BATTLE-TESTED VETERAN Complete 5000 matches.
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Absolute Balance Unlock everything in Gallery mode

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

Fragpunk Master All Trophies obtained

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE? honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME "'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake

Level 100 Reach Animal Level 100

Capped Out Max out all of your badges in MyCAREER.

CRITICAL BASS THEORY YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game there are actually many rhythm games

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

please change your offset either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

Platinum Animal Unlock 92 achievements

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

ONE MORE BEGINNING lost family found

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

:( this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

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DEAD BALL Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

ONE VERY FULL COMBO technically if it was one big full combo that'd mean full comboing all the songs with no breaks. we're not making you do that

ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS until next time.

Dogma Defied Reached the end of the Final Proving Ground without recovering your loss gauge.

Dogma Defended Heeded the request of Norgan's guardian.

Strike! Broke through five vile eye barriers at once.

Reunited Granted Eir's wish.

Abominable Snowstash Reclaimed stolen items from the snowfoot's den.