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A Hero's Welcome Entertain the brothel whores

Evil Sphere Bad guys always want more power.

Straight Flush Survive the vortex

Vault Raider Unlock the secret door in Tulum.

True Hero Purchase every positive Karma upgrade for each power.

That Hit the Spot Kill Lanaeus

Guillotined Kill an enemy with a lift counterweight.

Evil Finish Beat the game while Infamous.

A Bridge to the Past Raise the bridge to Death's Domain

Eye Can't Believe It! Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Ghost in the Machine Deactivate the crusher

Let Him Win Finish Deimos battle

Spartans Stand Tall Save Deimos

Death Mode: Invaderoids Complete the Death Mode level.

Only One Remains Finish the game

The Death of Death Kill Thanatos

Blast from the Past Complete 'A Game of Clones'.

This Pattern is Mine You got them all. You got them all.

You Wouldn't Steal a Policeman's Helmet Hijack twenty police vehicles.

Death Mode: Galaxanoids Complete the Death Mode level.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Arch Villain Earn full negative Karma.

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Good Samaritan Revive a teammate in a multiplayer match.

The Cleaner Complete the assassination side missions.

Curtain Call Complete Memory Sequence 12.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Chill Out Freeze and Shatter Kill 100 Aliens with the Freeze Blast Super Power.

About Time! Complete 'Welcome Back'.

Actor-Turned-Politician Do everything you can for your Veep -- Quests, Loyalty Missions… everything.

Lights Out Kill 10 multiplayer enemies using your melee attack.

Maximum Stopping Power Upgrade one weapon to the max.

Off The Boat You have completed the first mission.

Room With A View Enjoy the view of Paris from Arno's balcony.

Perfect Lover Cooked a meal, cleaned the apartment, took a shower, wore the elegant dress and put on some music.

You've Gone Platinum Complete all Death Mode and Beat School levels.

Betrayed Complete 'All Hands On Deck'.

Adventurer Complete a match in all multiplayer modes.

Poodle Skirt Complete 'Hello Teacup'.

Collisions Throw 10 enemies into other enemies

Mess with the Bull... Collect all the Minotaur Horns

Most Unsporting Shoot fifty enemies before they shoot at you.

With Great Power Comes Greater Power Unlock and purchase all powers.

FTFY Fully upgrade your hideout.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

No Ticket Kick fifty enemies off of trains.

Chopped! Kill 20 enemies with a heavy weapon.

Roped In Perform 5 air assassinations from a swinging rope.

The Devil's Dues Upgrade one weapon to the max

Doing Jeet a Big Favor Build two projects in Jeet's Stronghold