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Maybe you should call a Doctor? Keep the Rage Meter Filled for 2+ Minutes

Desert Storm Find the Desert Eagle in 'Crew Expendable' and kill 5 enemies with it.

Knucklehead Kill a total of thirty enemies using melee attacks.

Speedy McSpeederton Raced around the Ludicrous Speedway in record time

Hairdresser Kill five enemies in rapid succession with a headshot.

Fireproof Complete the Screw of Archimedes without getting hit by the Fire Traps

Pain Builds Character Finish the game on hard difficulty.

Fully Loaded Rescued enough Claptraps to earn 42 inventory slots

Cosplay Kill an Enemy While Playing as an Alternate Character Costume Other Than Drake

Ganesha Orbed is the moon and bright, and the stars they glisten, glisten

Sea Legs Complete all naval contracts.

Tonic Collector Collect or Invent 58 Tonics in the Physical, Engineering and Combat tracks

Dead Road Along comes the driver, Pulls the little lever. Puff, puff! Chuff, chuff! Off we go!

Found Cohen's Room The player has entered Sander Cohen's personal quarters

Lemon Susan's checked between the booths and under the counter, but where she left it is anyone's guess

Counterintelligence Complete Chapter 2 in Ada's campaign.

Burning Vengeance Perform an Execution on a flaming Berserker.

New Squadron Record Complete the cargo ship mockup in less than 19 seconds.

Petrol Head Drive at least thirty different vehicles.

Fever To me the meanest flower that blows can give, thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears

Road Trip Drive a total distance of 10 kilometers.

The Second Horseman Complete 'Safehouse' on Veteran difficulty.

Toet Ms. Paul didn't get to be PA to the AD by making a spectacle of herself

Paris A bird of the air shall carry the voice, and that which hath wings shall tell the matter

High Flier Kill 5 duskbats without touching the ground
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Master Blaster Kill 2 multiplayer enemies with a single explosive.

Down Boy! Kill a zip-lining enemy player in multiplayer.

No Power in Numbers Help a Captain survive a Recruitment Power Struggle, and then kill him and all his new recruits.

Casual Girl Ordered a pizza, watched some TV and wore something casual.

The Chosen Few Uncover the remains of all Jacob's disciples

This Takes Me Back Complete Chapter 3 in Ada's campaign.

Quiet Time Find the best seat in the house

Doam Bis!

Research PhD Max out all possible research

Lightning Rod Defeat Steropes the Lightning Bringer.

Stinking Rebels Brand 5 Bodyguards of a Warchief, turning them against him in combat.

Virginia I never made decisions. Things always came up and made them for me.

Monkey Around In multiplayer, escape death 3 times by using the rope ascender.

Lubed up Complete the slide in the Statue of Apollo without dying

Time Paradox Kill Makarov and complete your mission

Ada's Demise Complete Chapter 4 in Ada's campaign.

Chain Gang Perform the Serpent's Fury 3 times

Safe and Secure Perform all Social Club missions in a district.

What's Next? Complete Chapter 5 in Ada's campaign.

To the Nines Restore and equip a matching vestige outfit

"This Guy Is Really Good" Score 200 points at the shooting range.

The Man in the High Tower Find and use the hidden cache in 'Heat'.

Tough Nut Finish the story on hard difficulty level.

Casey Jones Take down 25 enemies while riding on a moving train.

Thread the Past Restore 5 vestige outfit pieces