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Leader of the Pack Take down the Vârcolac Alfa in the story.

Skillz Win the water gun fight

Bigfoot For Real Track down Sly's long lost Cooper relative in Episode 3.

Scavenger Found all collectibles

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

A Helping Hand Issue your first supply request.

Mr. Nowhere Destroy all Mr. Everywhere statuettes.

What's Behind Door Number One? Unlock a costume gate in any episode.

Look for the Light Find all Firefly Pendants

Promising Start Complete a Legends Mode story.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

That's all I got Survive all of Ellie's jokes

Master of Unlocking Unlock all shiv doors

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Take From the Rich Rob or loot $250.

Together in the light Complete 5 quests in a single co-op game with the same partners.

Character Mastery Complete a Combo Tutorial

Settling Feuds Complete Chapter 3.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

First! Kill a Suicider with a grenade.

Pelicans in Your Pocket Obtain all of the Antique Coins in Easy or Normal difficulty.

Bearcicle Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 3.

Subversive You stole an experimental super weapon from Merryweather... and gave it back.

King of the jungle Complete act 3.

Koala Konked Defeat Koala Kong.

Doll Collector View all character and weapon models.

It was all just lying there Find all artifacts

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Best Dad Ever Finish the story on at least Standard difficulty.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

One is all I need Kill 5 Infected in a row with a single blow.

Art Collector View all concept art.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Soak and Sigh Take your first hot spring bath.

Banoi Redemption Complete act 4.

Boom Stick Introduce Sly to his long lost Cooper relative in Episode 4.

When You Gotta Go... Open the door to every outhouse in the village in a single playthrough.

Knowing the Basics Win a game of Supply Raid and Survivors in find match

We're Whole Again Complete Episode 5: Mama.

Populace Build your clan to 40 people in Factions

Siberian Ranger Beat 15 combat encounters after completing the game

Play It Safe Unlock the Cooper Safe in Episode 1.

I Need A Mouse Trap Meet up with an old adversary.

I Believe the Time Is Now Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 4.

Squawk Shot Shoot down five flying crows in the story.

Blitzed You performed a classic blitz play.

Keep Your Turban On Make friends with Sly's long lost Cooper relative in Episode 5.

Costume Party Obtain every costume in the game.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.