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KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Locked and Loaded Upgrade each available component for a single sidearm or longarm weapon.

Chemical Warfare Kill 5 enemies with one Poison Arrow

How many days exactly? Play Dead Island - Definitive Edition at least 28 days after starting it for the first time.

Radical Ninja Stealth kill 15 enemies without alerting anyone.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Need a hand? Join another player's game.

Combo Virtuoso Land a 70+ AP Combo in Practice Mode

Recovered Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Wharf, Capitol, Water Tower or Coal Mine

Just A Memory Now Get ending 2.

Hohokum Remix: Bass Build your own bassline from this pulse.

Hohokum Remix: Guitar Loops Sculpt these ethereal guitar and bass melodies.

Hohokum Remix: Drum Kit Can you use these dreamy drums to make a beat?

Hohokum Remix: Drum Loops Rearrange the drum loops to make something fresh!

Hohokum Remix: Synth Loops Complete the mix with a splash of analog electronics.

All Roads Lead to the UCA Complete your first road.

Beat School: Something Smells Funky in Here! Time to do the funky laundry!

Beat School: Interstellar Funkonauts May the funk be with you.

Beat School: 3001 A Bass Odyssey Take this bassline for a spin around the galaxy!

Forsaken Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Bookstore, Home Town, Suburbs or Bus Depot

Beat School: Mission to Planet Drums 3, 2, 1... funk off!

Beat School: Set Phasers to 'Funk' When the mothership is under attack, fight back with a funky loop.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Mapmatician Complete the village map.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

The Automation Revolution Complete a standard order with a delivery bot.

Well-Traveled Travel 80 km and complete an order.
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Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Goooaaal! Move the ball from the Winterses' bedroom into the study.

A very special day Kill 250 zombies with modified weapons.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

No raccoons in here Complete act 2.

Don’t Go - Normal Finish Left Behind on Normal

Busy, busy, busy Finish 75 quests cumulatively.

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Endure and Survive Collect all comics

Dust Bunnies Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 2.

Gotta find'em all Find 60 collectibles.

Welcome to the New World Earn the right to take on two-star assignments.

I got this Find all training manuals

Quit Hanging Around Shoot down a Soldat hanging from the production line in the Factory.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Pathfinder Help porters through a MULE or terrorist area for the first time.

Fast Reflexes Knock a flaming arrow out of the sky with a close combat weapon in the story.

I Won't Break Complete Episode 3: Fragile.

Triple Threat Kill 3 enemies with 1 Shotgun blast

BB... Complete Episode 4: Unger.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

The Devil Is in the Details Read all of the files in a single playthrough.