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Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Firestarter Defeat 2 enemies or more using a single Molotov Cocktail

Collector Collect all chests and secrets

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 50 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

A Galaxy Far, Far Away Complete all of BD-1's holomaps

New Paparazzi in Town Explore Photo Mode

A New Hope Earn all trophies

Skate Axis Prize Get 500 points in Skate Axis.

20 Kills: Pistole Kill 20 Enemies with the Pistole

Master Ninja Kill 50 Enemies by Melee-Attacking from Behind

Death Mode: Sparkle Darkle Complete the Death Mode level.

30 Kills: Desert-5 Kill 30 Enemies with the Desert-5

Beat School: Straight Up Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Tiny Groove Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Hi-Hat Spice (not very spicy) Complete the Beat School level.